Post Number One or, Bandwagon Here I Come

In the interest of partial disclosure (this is of course the internet and anyone who expects full disclosure is either a pedophile or the government) I would like to open this blog with the statement that I suffer from a crippling fear of being left out. While I employ a number of defense mechanisms in order to mediate this fear, I feel the most effective tact is blindly doing whatever the people around me are doing.
Thus, I have decided my best current course of action is to start a blog. You dear reader, have stumbled upon the fruits of my nearly unbearable neuroticism. Welcome, take off your shoes, make yourself at home.

This blog will play host to my various musings on items of varying degrees of cultural significance over the course of my young life until the day that either a) My life becomes too busy to allow me continue on this inane little enterprise or b) The Internet ceases to exist. So I assume that this blog will continue almost indefinitely as neither of those things seem terribly likely. I suppose another thing that could keep me from continuing my efforts would be my untimely death but I think planning contingencies for that sort of thing is simply too macabre.

Well, for the time being I have run out of things to say so I will leave you with these words of wisdom from the brilliant Dead Prez:

I don't eat no meat, no dairy, no sweets
only ripe vegetables, fresh fruit and whole wheat
I'm from the old school, my household smell like soul food, bro
curried falafel, barbecued tofu
no fish though, no candy bars, no cigarettes
only ganja and fresh-squeezed juice from oranges
exercising daily to stay healthy
and I rarely drink water out the tap, cause it's filthy

Lentil soup is mental fruit
and ginger root is good for the youth
Fresh veg-e-table with the ital stew
sweet yam fries with the green calalloo
careful how you season and prepare your foods
cause you don't wanna lose vitamins and miner-ules
and that's the jewel
life brings life, it's valuable, so I eat what comes
from the ground, it's natural
let your food be your medicine
no Excederin
strictly herb, generate in the sun, cause I got melanin
and drink water, eight glasses a day
cause that's what they say

They say you are what you eat, so I strive to be healthy
my goal in life is not to be rich or wealthy
cause true wealth comes from good health, and wise ways
we got to start taking better care of ourselves

They say you are what you eat, so I strive to be healthy
my goal in life is not to be rich or wealthy
cause true wealth comes from good health, and wise ways
we got to start taking better care of ourselves, be
healthy y'all . . .